My Favorite Boxer Lyrics

My Favorite Boxer lyrics is a famous song. Song sung by the Artist Of Montreal and released on the Album The Gay Parade. CSLyrics features all the songs list of this album. We proudly present you the song My Favorite Boxer lyric.

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer
He goes smasho and everyone cheers
He turns big men into whimpering cowards
He’s so strong and how I adore him

But I’m so weak
So much so that I’m afraid
to walk alone down my street
I know I’ll never be as brave as Hector Ormano

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer
His smile is so white like elephant ivory
He’s so handsome and all of his girlfriends
Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves

But I don’t know many girls
And I certainly don’t know any girls like that
Even if I did I wouldn’t be as cool as Hector Ormano

One summer day I was sitting on the bridge
Looking at the water below
When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice
Coming from down the road
It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped
I saw Hector Ormano with some friends
And as they approached my mind went blank
As I struggled to find the words
I was dying to tell him

As Hector walked by he picked up a stick
And threw it at my head
His friends went quiet and Hector said to me
“What are you looking at wimp?”
HHHHHEEEEECCCCCTTTTTOOOOORRRRR!

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer
Even though he was mean to me
My father says I’m a meaningless no one
Compaired to the perfect Hector Ormano

The Gay Parade Album Song List

  1. Fun Loving Nun
  2. The March of the Gay Parade
  3. A Collection of Poems About Water
  4. My Friend Will Be Me Lyrics
  5. A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He And His Wife Drive Off A Cliff Into The Ocean Lyrics
  6. Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage Lyrics
  7. Tulip Baroo Lyrics
  8. My Favorite Boxer
  9. The Autobiographical Grandpa Lyrics
  10. Nickee Coco And The Invisible Tree Lyrics
  11. The Miniature Philosopher
  12. Old Familiar Way
  13. Jacques Lamure Lyrics
  14. The Gay Parade Outro Lyrics
  15. Y The Quale And Vaguely Bird Noisily Enjoying Their Forbidden Tryst/I'd Be A Yellow Feathered Loon Lyrics
  16. Neat Little Domestic Life
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