Cocktales Lyrics

Cocktales lyrics is a famous song. Song sung by the Artist Too Short and released on the Album Cocktails. CSLyrics features all the songs list of this album. We proudly present you the song Cocktales lyric.

These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
If you don’t like my dirty raps, you can go to hell
‘Cuz Short Dog’s on the mic telling ‘Cocktails’

All you washed up hoes tryin’ to throw that P
You’re just a big freak, you better not complain
When you hear these ‘Cocktails’ and you hear your name

If you a fake bitch, ain’t no thing
I’ll pick up the phone and call Janine
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I’ll get sucked in my drop top Cadillac

I met this freak named Naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homie
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick

She was fine as fuck, but can’t fuck with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana
I took her to my house and told her, “Strip”
Baby got freaky, started doing the splits

I said, “Biatch, do what you want
‘Cause this true blue mack won’t even front”
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn’t give me none

I’m so too short, couldn’t be no punk
I’m trying to get funky ’cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one
I didn’t fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun

I know you stop and wonder just what it is
It’s the California lifestyle that I live
See I’m from the crew, dangerous bitch
Telling everybody about this freaky shit

I know this bitch named Annette
You get her all alone and she’ll suck your dick
Hella freaky, won’t say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that’s your bitch

I know another freak, her name’s Joanne
I always get the pussy ‘cuz I know I can
Finest bitch around, ain’t got no man
Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again

She’s like another freak named Christina
Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
‘Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth

You know I did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I’m gonna call that bitch
And go dig in them guts like a gardener
If she starts screamin’, I’m gonna fuck the bitch harder

‘Cuz these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don’t like my dirty raps, you can go to hell
‘Cuz Short Dogg’s on the mike tellin’ ‘Cocktails’

I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy
Fucking M.C.’s ‘cuz she’s so nasty
See her backstage trying to throw that ass
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy

You can’t stop the bitch
Let her roll on volls then I drop the witch
My name is Shorty, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs

I know a bitch named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don’t bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass laying next to me

She’s like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good, she told her friend named Angie

Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera

Next they told a bitch named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin’ in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can’t find the bitch

But if I do, I’ll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything ‘cuz I came to pimp
I’m too short baby, I don’t stop mackin’
I grab the microphone and I don’t stop rappin’

You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I’ll be fucking ’em up like that bitch
I know a bitch, her name was Shery
I had to cut her loose ‘cuz she wanted to get married

Pussy so good and I do mean very
Sometimes it’s shaved and sometimes it’s hairy
I’m Short Dogg ain’t nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I’ll fuck your wife

Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick
I guess I’ll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my other little tramp named Erika
Anywhere I want to fuck, that’s where I fuck

‘Cuz she’s the freakiest bitch in America
And everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up
‘Cuz these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well

You don’t like my dirty raps you can go to hell
‘Cuz Short Dogg’s on the mic telling ‘Cocktales’
Bitch and it don’t stop to the beat

Cocktails Album Song List

  1. Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'
  2. Paystyle
  3. Thangs Change
  4. Game
  5. Cocktales
  6. Sample the Funk
  7. Top Down
  8. Top Down
  9. Paystyle
  10. Don't Fuck for Free
  11. Coming Up $hort
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