Hello?
It’s Too Short baby, whassup?
Hmm, you tell me
Shit, I’m coming out that way tonight, I’m trying to get with you
Oh really? Whassup, yeah
You know I waited a long time for this
Look, soon as I get there, I’ma call you, aight?
Bring what I need, yeah
Call me, just call me
When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
Call me, just call me
Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need
When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
Call me, just call me
Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need
My plane touches down at eleven forty-five
I’m comin’ through, want you, ’bout to show you why
I got the game from the pimps and players
You gon’ feel me baby when I get there
I’ma give you what you want so I can get what I need
We can get hella freaky while we smoke some weed
We don’t need champagne fuck the gin and juice
These niggaz know what Short Dog & Lil’ Kim can do
Imagination is a understatement
Anything you can think of we can make it
Big money, hit records, watch us get reckless
We butt-naked, we never sexless
And when I get there you know it’s time to fuck
‘Cause all night long ain’t long enough to come up
It’s just us, ya wanna know something? It’s a big dick
Tight pussy thing, make us both come
Call me, just call me
When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need
Everybody know the Queen gettin’ down dirty
Drive you crazy like the 7:30, it ain’t a secret
Rumors they could keep, you know there’s only one
Ghetto Queen with the [Unverified] that carry gats by the spleen
Knahmean? Some bitch is on the other line, answer that
If it’s a Booty Call, cancel that
You want pure satisfaction? I’ma handle that
All I need is a candle and a porno channel
Lubricate the top, now I’m starting to sweat
Peel my Gucci sheets back so they don’t get wet, now check it
Adjust your phone volume, Lil’ Kim is sure to bring
The nuts outcha, imagine me suckin’ blood out ya
Like a hickey, I love the phone quickie
Slip myself a mickey, now that’s the proper set off
You could reach out and touch me MCI style
Kim and Short fucking Cali Bed-Stuy style
Tell me what you want, I’ll tell you what I need
You could fuck me till I bleed, oh Short, I’m about to OD
And I like it
Call me, just call me
When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need
Call me, just call me
When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need
You say it’s cool to fuck baby, just open up
Well since you showed up what’s the hold up
The blunts ain’t rolled up
Let’s mix sex with the weed smell
Then ride me nigga, like you do them V-12’s
I’ll be your SLK, you can drop my top
And I’ll be all up in the cock from midnight to six o’clock
The way you sick dick you off the heezee
Get off your kneezee, they say you are what you eat
They say the 69 is more like a 138
Every time we have sex it’s like watching dirty tapes
You’re my personal, private, porno star
You wanna see us fuck? Buy the tape at the corner store
Queen Bee getting stung by Too Scheezee
I’m smokin’ indo, buzzin’ with the breezy
I teach you all about the niggaz from the O A K
We take the money and the pussy cause we sho’ don’t play
And I like it
Call me, just call me
When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need
Call me, just call me
When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need
Uh, I’m lovin’ it
How much? How much?
Yeah, I always wanted you
I know you do, mmm
Right there
Is that what you’re talkin’ about? Talk to me
Some of that shit that gonna make it on the record
You can talk to me, mmm!
Miscellaneous Album Song List
- Down The Road
- This Melodie
- A Love Song
- Dogman
- Jelly, Jelly
- Lonely Again
- Send In The Clowns
- Bad Boys Get Spanked
- Poor Old Heart
- Prediction Of Warfare
- American Made
- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
- Leavin' On Your Mind
- Street of Dreams
- Party Over Here [feat. Trell]
- Tonight, Tonight
- Gone But Not Forgotten
- This Side Of Hell
- Fallen (Feat: Rani)
- Becoming More Like Alfie